I MAKE THE BEST SCRAPERS. PERIOD.

Not good. Not great. THE BEST.

If your scraper isn't built by me, it's probably trash. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

PYTHON. APIFY. CURL_CFFI. SCRAPY. SELENIUM. PLAYWRIGHT.

I bend websites to my will. Rate limits? LOL. Blocking? Cute. CAPTCHAs? Please.

I eat anti-bot measures for breakfast. Literally. Sometimes with coffee.

• NEVER BREAK (unless the website completely implodes)
• HANDLE ANYTHING you throw at them
• SCALE TO THE MOON and back
• MAKE OTHER SCRAPERS CRY when they see the code

# 300+ lines of pure scraper excellence
# Chrome impersonation? Handled.
# Bid history? Extracted.
# Comments? Captured.
# Gallery images? You bet.
# Your mom's cousin's neighbor's car? Probably scraped too.