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suicidalsquirrel
SuicidalSquirrel
HTTP-first Apify Actors that turn public web data into clean, predictable, AI-ready datasets—with honest errors and pay-for-results pricing.
Joined October 2026
ACTOR STATS
3 public Actors
6 total users
1 monthly user
>99% runs succeeded
Small Actors. Stubborn reliability.
I build focused Apify Actors that turn public web data into clean, predictable datasets for developers, automations, and AI agents.
The name is playful. The engineering is not.
- Useful output, not a data dump. Clear schemas, normalized fields, and results designed to work in code, RAG pipelines, and no-code tools.
- Honest failure states. Missing, blocked, or unavailable data is reported explicitly instead of being returned as an empty “success.”
- Pay for results. When an Actor uses pay-per-event pricing, failed or unavailable results are not charged.
- Measured claims. Performance, reliability, and cost figures come from repeatable benchmarks and are published with the Actor.
- Sensible limits. Inputs include practical caps and guardrails so large jobs do not create surprise bills.